This is the only show in the week I sit down and watch with my wife but after the nasty, uncomfortable ‘getting down with the yoof’ bollocks of last weeks episode I nearly didn’t bother.

But my wife gave me ‘the look’ so I took my place on the sofa ready for what would probably be a nightmare hour of people so far up their own arses they wipe their nose with their tounge from the inside.

It wasn’t as bad as last week, it wasn’t great and it left me feeling uncomfortable - you know the kind of feeling - the one you get when watching someone do something umbelievably stupid or weird, usually someone you know and you just want to run and hide - but it wasn’t awful either.

It was also funny watching them give potential customers a static shock with some ionising lamp and then shining a portable UV lamp on their smug faces - burn baby burn!

To be honest I’ll be glad when its over and I haven’t got to pretend to enjoy it anymore - half way through our WiFi connection went down and my wife couldn’t finish putting her recipes into the web databse I built for her - cue me leaving the sofa to sit at my desk and only half watch the Television Smugshow.

The Apprentice has an audio podcast from 5 Live, a video podcast from BBC TWO, a webpage with video clips AND a spin off show on BBC TWO as well - WHY!